Whoever keeps submitting all of the anthropomorphic yaoi anime fan art, I hope you die in a fire. I'm actually thinking about deleting my deviantART account because everyone here seems to think there's something incredibly cool about Sonic and Knuckles making out. Personally, your idea of "art" makes me ashamed to be a human.

Fan art is okay when it's well-done; unfortunately for the respectable artists among you, the good art is overshadowed by garbage, and the people who submit the garbage think it's awesome because there's no such thing as negative feedback on this ridiculous website. As for furries, yaoi and shotacon, those are never okay. Stop it. Stop it now.

To the female photographers on deviantART, I'd like to say that unless you're incredibly hot, I don't care about your self-portraits, especially when they're taken at a downward angle and centered at your mediocre breasts. To the male photographers on deviantART, I'd like to say that if you're going to photograph a naked woman, make her take off her shoes. Why does everyone think it's sexy for a woman to be wearing nothing but obnoxious high-heels?

To the poets and storytellers on the site: Use a spell-checker and stop writing about teenage vampires. I'd encourage you screw-ups to keep up the stupidity in order to make me look better, but your writing is so unreadable that no one even comes here looking for literature in the first place. Thanks.

I would go on, but I have better things to do.